Hibernating

MANDOS RELEASE FORM

Mandos Release Form 22-AX22/909

NAME: Glimdoron the Bard
RACE: Rivendell Elf
PROFESSION: Annoying Bard
RELIGION: Tolkien Worshipper

LAST KNOWN GENDER:
[X] MALE
[ ] FEMALE
[] OTHER
If Other, Explain

CAUSE OF DEATH (SELECT ONE):
[ ] DIED IN BATTLE
[ ] DIED ON THE JOB
[ ] PLAGUE
[ ] WAR
[ ] FAMINE
[ ] TORTURE
[X] SUPERNATURAL CREATURE (Balrog, Maia, Sudden rain of herring)
[ ] NATURAL CAUSES
[X] OTHER
If Other, Explain:
While being a hollow, half-eaten chocolate candy elf, a copious amount of fireworks were placed inside my lower regions and detonated.

OCCUPATION/LIFE PURSUIT AMONG THE LIVING (SELECT ALL THAT APPLY):
[ ] ROYALTY
[ ] MERCHANT
[ ] HEALER
[ ] WARRIOR
[X ] KNIGHT
[ ] WIZARD
[ ] THEIF
[ ] BADGUY
[X] ARCHITECT
[X] ITALICS
[X] MINSTRAL
[ ] FARMER
[ ] FREELANCE WEB DESIGNER
[X] HOPELESS ASEXUAL BARD
[ ] COMPUTER HARDWARE CONSULTANT
REASON FOR RELEASE: I have a horrible need to write Filk, in order to upset Lady Anne, to drink myself silly at the White Rock Inn, Gondor, and to go sulk in the Green Dragon, Hobbiton

CHILDREN:
Melilot, adopted daughter.

ANY LAND OR PROPERTY:
Hollin Wood Kareoke Bar near the Malls of Moria

ANY UNIQUE ITEMS:
Anitharwyn, the wonder donkey.
My Donkey Cart,
The Unbreakable Lute, made by Celebrimbor
Lyre of Towers and Piers
Mysterious Pearl Necklace
Knight of Gondor chain mail and helm.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTION TO BEING REINCARNATED IN THE OPPOSSITE GENDER?
YES[]
NO[X]
EXPLAIN: Doesn't make any difference to me.

WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL BODY?
Brenden Fraser in a long blonde wig.

WHAT OTHER BODIES HAVE YOU HAD:
I've been a Chocolate Elf, a Sh!t Demon, a pressed fairie in a book, and Kid Rock.

REQUESTED ALTERATIONS OF LAST PHYSICAL STATE:
[ ] RETURN TO ORIGINAL (UNALTERED NATURAL) BODY
[ ] LIMB REATTACHMENT/GENERAL REASSEMBLY
[ ] NONE
[X] OTHER:
I'm fairly sure my Mun will go on an Icon spree shortly after I'm released.




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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

NOTES:
cheerio

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Writers! Connoisseurs!
It is that time again. Time for one of the Prancing Pony's famed POETRY SLAMS.
The poetry slam will be held on Wednesday, May 7, at 9:00 PM EST, at The Prancing Pony.

All are welcome to read poetry! This will be done by writing comments, preferrably with "Slam Poem" in the subject line if you would like your poem scored. Poems may be of any length, and may be in song form. They must be written by you or your mun. If you are not submitting any poems and would like to be a judge, PLEASE DO. You may score the poems on a scale of zero to ten with one place after the decimal allowed. Please score ALL the poems by replying to the poem comment with "Score" in your subject line.

All are also welcome to read poems that they do not wish to be scored. All are welcome to party and enjoy themselves, drink, enjoy the strippers, and spend the night (we are an inn, after all.) Per tradition, we will probably have no judges and a winner will not be determined. But if we do, the winner will get a free night at The Prancing Pony, food and drink included. Read poetry!
hair

So there it is.

Well.

It looks as if my son Bilbo has retired permanently from the game, more or less. Since he was the only one I really interacted with (except my husband Bungo on occasion, before he also left), please consider me dead and still shagging in Mandos.

;)

Also, my mun hasn't played me since she went away last summer and she is going away for even longer this summer.

If anyone really wants me, she made lots of icons. They are pretty. So am I.
  • Current Mood
    nostalgic nostalgic
selkie

Attention all interested citizens

The trial of Elphir, formerly Prince of Dol Amroth will be held on Sunday afternoon/evening from 6pm GMT. All with testimony are required to attend.

Otherwise known as Lothy's mun is down with lurgi AGAIN *and* off visiting family until then. Kielle, is it okay to use Eomer as an NPC?
  • Current Mood
    Judicial
tangado

semi-OOC

I realize that this has never been said before, so I'll be the one to say it. Elrond I and I often sit next to our muns as they talk, and once in a while something humorous comes up about Lindir. And I keep pulling on my mun's pant leg to mention this to the world wide sockpuppet community, but she never listens until now when I bit her fucking ankle and ran away before she could kick me.

Um.

We, Los Dos Rondos de Imladris, do not want anyone, and I mean anyone to make a journal for our manbitch Lindir. First off, it would be redundant-- having two grovelling beings running around physically doing everything we ask would get annoying after a while, plus knowing the clichés that every puppet must go through, Lindir would fall in "LuV", get pregnant, get married, ANGST, go save someone in Rohan, etc. etc. etc.

Should a journal for Lindir be made and presented, it will not be endorsed or acknowledged by this Elrond and I'm pretty sure that Rondy #1 won't either. We have it on good authority that Lindir is perfectly fine being raped, mistreated, beaten, sold into the Ethiopian slave trade, and married off to random people, and he does not need one of you loons to make a voice for him. Besides, there has to be someone Tolkien made up that someone else hasn't already taken and mutilated to fucking death with their own hands-- let Lindir continue being fucked up indirectly.

Good night. And get the fuck off my lawn!